Breakfast will be so much more fun(and flirty) if I can have breakfast with any(or better, all!) of these great, phenomenal guys and ladies. OMG, if that really happens, if only…I will run around, cleaning the house like a mad dog and take out the make up kit(I never used make up voluntarily since I was born), buy all those glamorous clothes(I never spend a sen on clothes) and eat ninety bowls of vegetables if I have to.

The point is, who would not like to have breakfast(and lunch and dinner) with someone we adore and admire. I have thousands of hopes to dine with them that even the wishing well is full with my coins. OK, here….I list down 3 people I would love(and trade anything) to eat with them and 3 stupid people I wish I WOULD NOT have anything to do with them(and count in eating).

I WANT TO EAT WITH YOU!

1. Tina Fey

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I am pretty sure the first thing I will do when I see her is hug her and kiss her(cheek la, I am not a lesbian). Anyway, then, I will ask her for some secret formula on how she formed 30 Rock. If she has that bored expression on her face, I will quickly change the topic to, “Hey, you know what! I think you look like Sarah Palin, as in the outside. Of course, you are not as BAD as Sarah, the b**ch!”. Then, we will start talking about how f**king bad Sarah Palin is. We will exchange mobile numbers and will come out to tea again when I am in the mood of some ‘geeky’ and ‘educational’ talk.

2. Kris Allen(in case you are sooo…out, he’s the NEWLY Crowned American Idol)

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I will beg Kris not to bring his wife. Common’, how can you talk to a guy when his wife keeps looking at you and giving you warning signals, “You touch my guy…you are gonna’ be as dead as the fish you are eating now.” OK, maybe she is not that bad, but still…I would love to enjoy some private moments with Kris alone. I know he’s taken…if only I was born in America(not fair, why all the good-looking, hunky guys are born in America?). I know with my elegant looks and flirty stares, he will be all over me in two minutes(OK, that’s a lie). I will beg him for ninety minutes(if I have to) to sing the song he sang to Katy, his wife when he proposed to her. I want him to look into my eyes, whisper those words, caressed…OK, enough…you don’t have to know what happen next.

P/S: Previous posts about Kris Allen available here.

3. Donald Mills-Blogger of The Problem With Young People Today Is…

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I have like him(I mean his writings) since I first stumble into his blog, and later wrote a review about his blog. I am truly impressed with the amount of readers in his blog and it has only been two months! His blog has reach more than 100,000 stats? Isn’t that incredible? Now, that’s why I think he is a damn good blogger. This will be my best chance to find out how he gets his humor and debate with him that YOUNG PEOPLE, like me are not that bad.

EAT SHIT!

1. Paris Hilton

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I would rather kill myself than going out with this brat. Spoiled, playgirl, and useless girl. The amount of boyfriends she hog around equalises to the number of times I shit(which is almost everyday). The thought of shopping with her drives me crazy. She gave me the feeling of dread and I am sure I will be the dog aka slave if I go out with her. She reminds me of Sharpay Evans(in High School Musical, acted by Ashley Tisdale). STOP acting and singing and showing off your boobies. You sucks on air and off air.

2. Lindsay Lohan

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I hate those people who don’t want to admit they are lesbians or whatever. Common’, be who you are. Stop denying if it’s true and stop going all smoochy smoochy if it is fake. Obviously, from what we have seen, it is not  only to the extent of besties. We have eyes(and brains), Lindsay. And I don’t go out with girls who deal with drugs(before or now). What bad influence. Lindsay, Lindsay, you are so good when you are young…why the sudden change of attitude? What a disappointment. You almost reach the ‘Paris-Hilton-stupid-a**hole’ level. Well, almost.

3. Perez Hilton

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Besides the fact that his name ends with Hilton(he seems like from the same gang as Paris Hilton), he is so fugly(aka UGLY). OK, I know I shouldn’t say people’s ugly or what, but for some reason, I don’t know why…he looks so freaky. Also, I don’t like guys who indulge too grossly in entertainment and gossips. He is so freaking sarcastic, I am afraid meeting him will make him shower me with sarcasm. Plus, he might write about me in his blog, viewed by millions of crazy fan.

There you go, the top 3 people I wish I CAN meet and the top 3 people I wish I DON”T MEET. Share yours in the comment box below or if you think you can write long enough to make it through the article, we can do guest posts exchange. Refer to this page for more info.

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